Thursday, March 15, 2007

Puppy Logic

Puppy Logic has been an overwhelming theme in our house these days. While we are working on training our puppy there are seveeral things you just have to keep in mind. At least as far as Lacy is concerned:

1. If it is on the floor, it's mine

2. If I can reach it and drag it onto the floor, it's mine.

3. If it moves, it's mine.

4. If it lays still waiting for me to pounce on it, it's mine.

5. If it smells, it's mine.

6. If you are busy with it, it's mine.

7. If I can drag it, it's mine.

8. If it's totally mine!

9. If it giggles and screams, it's mine.

10. If it's food, it's mine.

11. If it growls at me, it's mistaken and I should try again.

12. If it hisses and spits, hot dog it's mine!

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!!!


Staci said...

Hmmm. Puppy Logic sounds a lot like Brody Logic!

Teri said...

Yep, I'm sure it does!

Steve and Joan said...

That is realism. Ask Staci about "If it's on the kitchen counter while you are gone... it's mine." rule.