If you love something...

...If you love something set it free, if it comes back it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it never was yours to begin with.....BUT if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize you set it free.....You either married it or gave birth to it!

This struck me as funny today, not sure why!